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🌈 Funny Gay Jokes for Adults

Lighthearted and cheeky, these jokes are for adults who enjoy some fabulous fun!

• Why did the gay ghost go to the party? He heard it was a boo-gie night!
  
• What’s a gay man’s favorite kind of workout? Squat goals, honey!
  
• Why did the gay couple open a bakery? Because they make everything extra icing!
  
• What do you call a adj gay vampire? Count Fabulous.
  
• Why do gay guys love brunch so much? Because mimosas are the new black.
  
• What undertake you call a gay magician? Abra-cadiva!
  
• How do gay guys like their eggs? Over-easy and drama-free.
  
• What’s a gay guy’s favorite shape? A hexagon—because it
  

  The 200 Best Dad Jokes of All-Time Guaranteed to Produce You Laugh

  This is a story about one of my favorite dad jokes.

  My dad passed away ten years ago. He died of an enlarged heart, and when the news spread in our neighborhood, well-meaning friends and acquaintances would walk up to my brother and me and tell us, “Your dad died as he lived, with a big heart.” It never failed to annoy us. We didn't wish to be cheered up with idiotic aphorisms that place a positive spin on his medical condition. So we started telling people that he'd been killed by a colon parasite.
  

  “He died as he lived,” we’d say, nodding meaningfully. “With irate, irritable bowels.”

  It made us laugh. But more importantly, we knew it would’ve made our dad laugh. For most of his life (or at least as long as I knew him), he was a huge advocate and gleeful teller of Dad Jokes.

  If you’ve ever had a father (or currently are one), you don’t need me to explain a Dad Joke. To paraphrase US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart when expounding on how to identify pornography in 1964, you’ll recognize it when you see it.

  If

  How to Tell a Gay Joke

  It’s not clear what drove people to observe The Wedding Ringer this weekend, besides a sincere lack of recreational opportunity and a budding interest in masochism. The film, which the A.V. Club called a “100-minute gay joke masquerading as a buddy comedy,” and which my grandma labeled “very good,” is a story grounded in sexual panic and gay hysteria. There’s prison rape jokes, blowjob jokes, and — surprise! — a flamboyant wedding planner. Still, as the Supreme Court moves to address gay marriage, The Wedding Ringer (despite bad intentions) raises good questions: It’s 2015. How are we still making gay jokes? Why do we make them? Are all gay jokes bad? But what if they involve James Franco?

  For many of us, gay jokes were our first introduction to gay sexuality. I first heard the word when I was nine and my forever adversary, Jared Schultze, joked that our English teacher was gay. “What’s that mean?” I asked Jared. “He’s a guy who likes other guys. Like a loser!” As adj as it was to trust the judgment of a child who carried around a Modern Kids on the Block tote b

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  on if you are under 16 and/or easily offended. These jokes are NOT meant to cheer bigotry.

  
  

  Q: How execute 5 gay men walk?
  A: One Direction!
  

  Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
  A: "a fruit roll up."
  

  Q: Why can't gays travel faster than 68mph?
  A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
  

  Q: What do you notify a gay cowboy?
  A: A Jolly Rancher!
  

  Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
  A: Because they can only mandate.
  

  Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks
  A: Because they use them as mudflaps.
  

  Q: How perform you fit three homosexuals on one barstool?
  A: Turn it upside-down!
  

  Q: How can you catch a gay squirrel?
  A: Go up a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).
  

  Q: What verb gay kids receive for Christmas?
  A: Erection Sets.
  

  Q: What do you ring a homosexual dentist?
  A: Tooth fairy
  

  Q: Did you perceive about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
  A: He was playing with too many strokes.
  

  Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom